Total Medals Earned: 6,792 (From
930 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 145,295 Points
Kill for the gun
Ask for the gun
Don't deploy your parachute
Win the shootout level
Win the game
I'm home!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Find A Cherokee Rose
Grab Some Pills
Click the link to my other stuff on NG
Find Sophia's Doll
Find Waldo
Completed first 13 levels
Completed first 25 levels
Completed all levels
Completed first 18 levels in minimal clicks
Completed all levels in minimal ciicks
Kill someone!
kill 10 enemies
kill 15 enemies
kill 5 enemies
kill 20 enemies
Reach wave 5
kill 50 enemies
Reach wave 10
kill 100 enemies
Reach wave 15
Reach wave 20
No f*@^!ng way man!
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Relax to the max
Drop out, become fat, and still not have time to relax.
Earn a stellar grade
Make the varsity team
Touch the finger
Touchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouch
Overachieve ALL the things!
Must... touch... 1... more...
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.
Complete Wave 1.